# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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