Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Randomize
