dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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