She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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