I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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