hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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