just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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