were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
