I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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