Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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