I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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