There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Randomize