There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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