the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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