You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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