even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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