He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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