please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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