u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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