omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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