Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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