He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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