Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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