so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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