Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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