Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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