I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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