Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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