Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
