It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize