i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
