if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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