He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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