so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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