i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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