Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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