We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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