i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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