MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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