okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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