i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
We need to get me chipped asap
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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