The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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