Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
