I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
apparently the secret to your success is patron
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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