he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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