You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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