school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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