You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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