i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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