she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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